Windows

Windows is a complicated armed forces code which really means "Dead on Site". "Dead on Site"'s acrynym is DOS and since DOS is linked to Windows they recoded it to Windows.

-"Base to CRO ((Cheif Radio Operator)), what's the TC ((tent city, code for prison camp)) look like?
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).

by Sid Barrett October 3, 2008

window shaker

Old, re-used air conditioners that are so loud they shake the windows

These air conditioners at the Delawana Inn staff accommodations are real window shakers

by MorganDowner July 7, 2010

Window party

House party thats so packed, people are dancing with their hands out the windows. Passer by-ers will think there's a blazin' party going down, and want to come and join in.

Smoke, music and people coming out the windows.

House party so packed, people will be qwarnin' out the windows.

Homie 1: Hey yo window party at mine?
Homie 2: fucking yes
Homie 1: spread the word.

by SOME LEGEND12321 November 3, 2010

Friend Window

A point in time,during dating where the two become just friends.It's not planned,just happens over time,when the two become to comfortable.

Stacy:All Brad and i do is cuddle,i don't think i really like him.
Kelly:Maybe you hit the friend window?
Stacy:yea all we do is hangout.....

by K-Sea December 11, 2006

window licker

a mentally impaired person, a helmet, a 'tard
on who rides the short bus.

I saw that window licker riding the short bus with all the other 'tards last week.

by Jasonian December 28, 2005

Windows Vista

The new version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

I sure hope that Windows Vista isn't another hot, fresh, steaming pile of poop from Microsoft!

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg August 20, 2005

windows

A shitty OS that is impossible to run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. Only somewhat good version ever made is 200 0 Pro. Costs too much (even tho linux users can afford it, because most windows users drive a rice rocket and linux users dont even need to drive because their computers are so fast they can sit down on them and ride them around) and is the best $500 solitare game ever made. Uses stolen Mac code and
requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW!

"Aw shit my Windows comp froze!"
"Windows costs too much"
"I think its time i format windows"
"Windows is for noobs!"
"Linux is 133t when compared to windows!"
"Windows Sucks!"

by Manella April 8, 2003