Wild Ape

When a man goes into a zoo inclosure for monkeys and has his way with them.

He wild apes all the damn time

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

Wild TripleTangent

Having sex with three different strangers in a 24 hour period.

No way Garvaundo had a Wild TripleTangent on Saturday. He can't pull one guy, nevermind three.

by venuswentaway March 19, 2023

wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

Wild Ones

The inhabitants of "Julisa's Jungle." They are usually of the mammal kingdom. Most are of the ape variety, and they love swinging from the very bushy trees.

Wow they should be in the jungle, cause they are WILD ONES

by Buster Moon January 14, 2022

Wild

Adjective describing a lot of a verb. If someone hasn’t showered in a week, they are WILD stinky. If someone is afraid of the dark, they are wild pussy.

That car almost hit me, he must be WILD drunk!

by DreRoc September 12, 2022

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 9, 2021

Going buck wild, vigorously

Prolonged masturbation, particularly of the male sexual organ until the skin is beaten off, producing painful rashes.

I was going buck wild, vigorously, on the toilet.

by Speckt March 3, 2022