by kermits asshole November 3, 2012
Get the Wind Wanker mug.Used in terms of the famous character from Breaking Bad. Walter White went from a protagonist to the antagonist, simplified, he went from a submissive and weak man to an almost unstoppable killing machine and drug lord. This term can be when you or someone else goes from quite or shy to over confident or outrageous.
1: Hey did you see Anon in class today?
2: Yeah they went all Walter White on that bitch pushing them around
2: Yeah they went all Walter White on that bitch pushing them around
by matleycyrus March 17, 2014
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Someone who updates their facebook status at every opportunity. Continuously informing us of their every movement, mood change and achievement... A true Status Wanker believes that people are actually interested in their status updates.
16:00 Sami is having a bad day at the office.
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film
"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film
"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
by Vincent Zippoff March 10, 2009
Get the Status Wanker mug.Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by RyKirb October 31, 2008
Get the wanker banker mug."White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.
by StBill May 25, 2012
Get the carpet walkers mug.Becoming dangerously drunk/drugged beyond all recognition. Usually a 24 hour + sesh that has resulted in general loss of the ability do do anything other than smoke or drink, extremely diminished intelligence and zero concept of time it's self.
Girl: Yo, where were you all week? I've been trying to get hold of you since Monday!
Boy: Woah, if only I could remember! We had one serious sesh at Danny's where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind as well as my eyebrows. I'm never drinking again. Majorly danger wankered.
Boy: Woah, if only I could remember! We had one serious sesh at Danny's where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind as well as my eyebrows. I'm never drinking again. Majorly danger wankered.
by Jumboner June 2, 2010
Get the Danger wankered mug.The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.
This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"
friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"
drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"
drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
by mike.i.am June 21, 2012
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