demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste

Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.

by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020

Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 10, 2012

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events

Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

Draggin Wagon

Large Tow Truck. The really big on that tows Big Rigs. Also referring to the vehicle used by the Military to haul Main Battle Tanks on flatbed trailers, which is where the term originated.

It’s gonna take a Draggin Wagon to get that guy out of here.

by VegasJD March 12, 2019

Diamond Wagon

Famous youtuber
Nice guy
Not playboy
Has crazy friends

Omg is that diamond wagon?

by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019