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what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015
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Why am I alive?

There is a large spectrum to why this sentence is used. But there is usually the main reason :

<-> You're upset about life. You get that weird feeling around your eyebrows, the same feeling when you're about to cry. You feel you've lost everything or you can't go on. You wake up every day wondering how you're going to get through it without breaking down.

<-> A lot of people say this but do not mean it, they are simply sad for a short period.

<-> Another reason could be, a lack of dopamine, this causes low mood and sadness. It is commonly found in drug users (or addicts of any kind) and people with depression. If you feel sad all of the time you should go to the doctors or your local GP and find out why.

This is the end of this Urban Dictionary Definition, but I would like those who've come here from sadness to remember, you are worth it. You are not useless and you are NOT stupid. I've gone through a largely rough patch myself, so yes, I know how you're feeling. Trust me, it does get better, even if it's for only a minute. You will have a time where you feel better, I promise.
There's no example needed. You know how it feels and you know how bad it can be.

If major things happen in your life, mostly for the bad and you think to yourself, "Why am I alive?" please know you're loved.
by ImAGirlGeez October 8, 2019
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Pussy Whisperer

One that can make a girl climax in a way that has never been experienced before. True talent at going downtown.
Chad went down on her and made her cum so hard she forgot her name. He is a gifted Pussy Whisperer
by funjulie May 11, 2015
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whizzer

Pandora: wow we're gonna have a whizzer time in this collage aren't we eff?

(quoted from skins)
by champ status January 1, 2010
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white trash

by Chubcake January 12, 2009
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Feeling Whitney

A reference to Whitney Houston meaning to just lock yourself in a bad situation and continue to do bad things
“Lately I’ve just been feeling Whitney and I don’t know what to do.”
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Doctor Who

Same as Dr. Who

The Doctor is a Time Lord, an extraterrestrial from the planet Gallifrey, who travels in a time machine called the TARDIS.

Sometimes he is accompanied by companions who have chosen to travel with him for a variety of reasons.

Although he physically resembles a human, as a Time Lord his physiology is different. Once a Time Lord suffers a mortal injury, illness, or old age, he uses the ability to regenerate.
"What did you say your name was?"

"I told you; The Doctor."

"Yeah, but, Doctor who?"

"Just The Doctor."
by Stefani Bigaran September 16, 2005
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