watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010

watching Harry Potter

a euphemism for masturbation.

my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!

by upie February 22, 2011

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

Watchamacallit

Word for unknown part

Tried to put that watchamacallit on the you now and it didn't work

by Obmas January 31, 2017

watchumean

to ask or question what someones means.

Mr. San Roman watchumean

by LilBlacki May 10, 2018

Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet

Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020