Ur Mom

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

Ur Mom

A fat hoe with childern who are utter failures.

"Your' gay" "That's not what ur mom said last night"

by Dean Baquet April 7, 2022

Ur Mom

A fat cow that is Ur Mom

"Ur mom is so fat that one picture of her filled up the whole phone storage"

by Qumzy April 27, 2021

ur mom

the word "ur mom" is sometimes used that as a a cringe/savage comeback to someone's annoying talk if someone say's ur mom, **Sigh** they're one of the coolest person child

max: what were you doing
mellie: ur mom.
max: what?-

by Sunnyshineeee March 10, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

ur mom

the lovely woman with mommy milkers

peter: man, what were you doing last night?
jesus: i laid ur mom

by nicki minaj 🦄 June 3, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019