Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020
Get the Twittermug. person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook
Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up
Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up
by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022
Get the Twittermug. by albertfingernoodle December 22, 2022
Get the Twittermug. Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline
Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity
by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018
Get the Twittermug. Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"
"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"
"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020
Get the twitter bunkermug. a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.
person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.
person two: that's just twitter for you.
by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020
Get the twittermug. Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?
Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!
Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!
by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023
Get the Twittermug.