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twitter

one of the most toxic places to land yourself upon, alongside reddit. everyone thinks say whatever shitty opinion occurs to them, which causes drama and toxicity. if you say something bad, expect yourself to be cancelled on twitter.
person a: hey, why haven't you been posting lately?
person b: i apparently said something bad and everyone on twitter cancelled me. i hate twitter.
by aaal4na January 13, 2022
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Twitter

A social media platform thats filled with nudes and toxic arguments
Person One: Ima go on twitter
Person Two: IMAGINNNN GOIN ON TWITTA IN 2022!!! UR A.LOSER!!
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twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023
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Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.
Have you seen my Twitter today?
by lickityspits June 8, 2023
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Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.
I want you to tickle my twitter
by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020
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Twitter

A social media app used frequently by many people posting pictures and videos including arguments, art, memes, etc. Often considered a problematic platform to many people.
“Look what I just posted on Twitter!”
“That’s so cool! I just liked it.”
by Coolperson7765 February 6, 2022
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Twitter

If Twitter is insane then it lends some credibility to my whole "Schizophrenic horde" thing doesn't it? See how that works do you?
Hym "I'm sitting here, thinking to myself, and trying to reconcile Dr. Jeepjorp's position on Twitter. So, Twitter is insane because it doesn't follow the rules of a face to face interaction... Because, in a face to face interaction, the threat of violence would cause people to self-censor and prevent them from saying anything too offensive... But you don't have a right to not be offended... Self-censorship is bad... And using violence in response to words is wrong... And threats of violence are wrong... And if I'm more capable or willing to commit violence I have more of a right to say egregious things (in a might makes right sort of way) because I will 'win' the violent altercation... Hmm 🤔..... There's a lot to unpack there... I might run out of characters... Well, let's see... It sounds like he's trying to reconcile my family's dialect with the behavior of the broader community... Which is hilarious! But you're an idiot. That's not how that works. But that's the second time he's said that (and I'm paraphrasing) 'If your family has a dialect that's incongruent with the collective language then you're insane'... Shit, ok, so how do we define 'insane?' Well, we could take Merriam Webster and say 'Not normal or healthy in mind.' Sure. But what constitutes normal? You know what? I'm running out of space. Ok, hold on, this is going to take a minute... Just... Just gimme a sec, hold on...." 🤔☝️
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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