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Twitter

A place where straight guys act gay just to score with females
"why do you simp for girls on twitter"
by randi101 April 13, 2020
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NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.
I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.
by colecusterfan41 May 11, 2022
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Twitter

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.
"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"
by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022
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Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.
Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019
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Formally Twitter

When an online platform or content goes through enshittification and becomes fascist at the same time.

Like how Twitter became X after Elon Musk bought it, I.E. "formally Twitter."
Please don't formally Twitter Bluesky.
by MJ's Left Kidney April 30, 2025
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Twitter-Jack

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.
Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
by Thumper007 November 27, 2012
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Twitter Sensitive

Of a person who is overly sensitive and gets offended very easily. Even if it wasn't meant to be offensive.
This type of people can be found both inside and outside of the internet, but most reside on Twitter.
Shut the fuck up Sarah! Why you gotta be so Twitter Sensitive.
by Dimwitted Fella May 21, 2021
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