Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.

by thatonlinejerk August 21, 2013

green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.

On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.

by Johnson mcfarley February 14, 2014

White Turtle

A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.

Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.

by Tkette11 July 6, 2010

Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles

Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!

by Chrisman270 November 10, 2010

turtle head

(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.

Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?

by davarinofuntucson June 17, 2013

Turtle Porn

A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn

'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'

by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016

Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014