Using the phrase taking a turd implies the act of a Poop Goblin, so rather than incriminating oneself, they can instead imply that they are participating in nothing but the luxury of shitting, by saying go turd.
On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
"Hey can you pause the game? I gotta go take a turd."
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
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Get the go turd mug.When you don't know what to call the color of that really 'shitty' color clothing that nobody should ever wear, it is called Piss Yellow Turd Brown, or somewhere there in between.
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Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.
(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.
(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
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Get the rolled off a turd mug.A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.
Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
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Get the coming off a turd mug.The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
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Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
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Get the Turd Walk mug.A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
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