Transycan

White claw cans that identify as beer cans.

Do you need a coozy for your transycan?

by $tingRay73 July 7, 2023

Transylvanian Water Feature

When you suck out a skank's period and spit it into her mouth.

Boyfriend: "you wanna make a Transylvanian Water Feature today"

Skanky Girlfriend: "What the fuck is wrong with you"

by OsamaBinSmith February 13, 2026

Transylvania Twist

When a girl takes her fake vampire teeth out of her mouth and inserts them into her vaginas then you proceed to fuck her.

This girl pulled a Transylvania Twist on me after the Halloween party

by Anevilnoyes October 24, 2025

Transylvanian tortoise

Transylvanian tortoise (noun, friendly insult/light insult)
A person from Transylvania (ardelean) who is extremely slow in speech, decisions or actions – speaks slowly, stalls for time with "no, las' că...", "fain, da' stai nițel..." or prolonged "băi...", annoying those in a hurry around. Combines the stereotype of the calm and philosophical Transylvanian with the image of the tortoise (tortoise), the slowest but most steadfast animal.
(Approximate Romanian equivalent: "ardelean târâgănat" or "melc transilvănean".)
Approximate pronunciation: /træn.sɪlˈveɪ.ni.ən ˈtɔ r.təs/

Example usage in sentences (in English, to sound authentic):

"Hurry up, you Transylvanian tortoise! The movie starts in five minutes!"
"Stop explaining everything so slowly, don't be such a Transylvanian tortoise."You're driving like a Transylvanian tortoise – step on the gas!"

by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026

Transylvanian mosquito

The act of eating a girl out then biting her vagina hard enough to draw blood that you keep inside your mouth, after which she proceeds to give you head and repeat the process, ending the sexual encounter with a kiss, thus transferring the blood in each other's mouths.

Boy: "Care to engage in a consensual Transylvanian mosquito, my fair maiden?"
Girl: "Why the fuck are you dressed up as Dracula?"

by Insightfulfrog96 January 5, 2026

The Transylvanian Toothpick

Whenever a male proceeds to place a piece of string/hemp wick inside of their urethra.

The unethical form of punishment in which one is subject to a foreign object right up the urethra. I mean right up there man.

Vlad the Impaler was a common user of the Transylvanian Toothpick. Ouch.

by Medidichi April 1, 2021

hotel transylvania

A clandestine gathering place for mythical creatures, where Count Dracula moonlights as the concierge. Often used metaphorically to describe any situation that turns unexpectedly supernatural or chaotic.

Person 1: "I thought the office meeting would be normal, but it turned into a total Hotel Transylvania when Bob accidentally turned into a werewolf during his presentation."
Person 2: "Classic Bob, always bringing a touch of the supernatural to corporate life."

by anonymous November 26, 2023