Blue Towel

Just a blue paper towel, that's it. No more, no less.

Go dry your hands using that blue towel.

by Ballistic572 December 9, 2020

The Tolerant Left

A humorous, sarcastic, and informal term that refers to the political left, especially in the United States. Specifically, it is used to poke fun at how they claim to be "tolerant" of others, yet they are the most intolerant, hateful, and bigoted group of people ever.

Remember when an elderly gentleman was attacked for wearing a MAGA hat?

Oh, wait, didn't that happen multiple times?

The tolerant left.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 2, 2023

sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.

Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!

by Telephony2 April 20, 2023

The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

Personal Risk Tolerance

Also known as PRT. A term used by investors or degenerate gamblers to rationalize betting every dollar they have, and sometimes borrowed funds, trying to score a big win.

“I maxed out three credit cards, took out a second mortgage on my parent’s house, and asked my roommate to front me next month’s rent for this trade. Don’t worry, it’s within My personal risk tolerance.”

by firenance November 24, 2019

Tik toker

A person that is addicted to the app and cant stop 'hitting' the woah and doing the dances and posts very cringy 'tik toks'

Nobody:
Tik tokers: "I was fighting some demons"

by Yämïńə October 12, 2019

Towelie

A perpetually burned-out talking towel on South Park. Loves to smoke marijuana (even though Mr. Mackey says "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?").

No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!

by SiliconHero April 25, 2003