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NATIONAL TOUCH MY BOOB DAY 

This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day

National touch ass day

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th
Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day

Be In Touch Chica 

Another way of calling someone a bitch. ( B I T CH)

Or "Be In Touch Chico" - calling a man a bitch.
Be in touch chica!

Hey Paris! Be in touch chica!
Be In Touch Chica by DeSimone, Liz January 14, 2007

dick cookie touch down 

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.
My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

Hamzah touch 

A gentle, creepy, wet, unwelcome touch. Usually administered on your upper back in a slow rhythmic circular motion. Generally lasts for 2-3 seconds. the toucher generally comes from behind in a silent almost ninja like fashion, taking the the victim by surprise.
BRO! you just got Hamzah touched!!

OMG! That guy totally gave me a Hamzah touch! eewwwww!!!!
Hamzah touch by sovietUSSR May 3, 2011

Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.
Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.