tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis

my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob

by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017

tossing a desert salad

Eating out a sweaty ass.

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

by massive_schlong August 13, 2018

tossed

When you can no longer deal with a situation, so you emotionally yeet yourself from caring and trying to process it.

Wendy: Are you going home for Thanksgiving?
Barb: Probably not. Most of my no-science knowing family never got vaccinated. I’m done trying to educate them though, they’ve got me tossed.

by Misiubear August 28, 2021

That shit tossed

That shit tossed mean that whoever did ya hair fucked up and its sad that your parents allowed you too come out the house like that. And its can be used on boys and girls if they hair tossed tf up

Ayo that shit tossed why her parents let her leave like that .

by CDN November 12, 2019

Tree Toss

When you return home from school on winter break and break-up with you significant other.

Erin is totally giving Ben the tree toss!

by Constance Burnheart July 28, 2011

Sheep toss

You put two fingers in the pink your thumb in the stink grab the her by the hair and toss her on the bed.

I walked up behind my girlfriend and sheep tossed her on the bed.

by Madcow81 August 2, 2019

jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”

person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”

by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023