A Tampon Unicorn is the action of pulling your tampon out or someone else pulling your tampon out and sticking on yours or their forehead
by methplz May 2, 2025
Get the Tampon Unicorn mug.A gang in the 1990’s that primarily terrorized young blonde haired and blue eyed girls in Saskatchewan, Canada. They were known for their signature move to cut permanent smiles on pretty girls. They were known to operate out of the Cornwall Centre in Regina. There are also rumors that Tomboy 13 was connected to the murder of Tupac.
Here comes some of the girls from Tomboy 13. We better get out of here before they cut permanent smiles on our pretty faces.
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Get the Temporachor mug.Temporary Australians is a definition that refers to an Australian who drives a motorcycle as a means of transportation.
Some guy driving a motorcycle
Other guy: “you see that guy there, he’s what we refer to as a temporary Australian
Other guy: “you see that guy there, he’s what we refer to as a temporary Australian
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Get the Temporary Australian mug.A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.
Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
by DoctorP June 20, 2025
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Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
by DoctorP June 20, 2025
Get the Tamponzi Scheme mug.Fuck all sympathy. I.e zero fucks given when somebody is in distress and needs a shoulder to cry on.
Hey Tim, I'm suspecting that I have tap dancer. Tim's reply "Fuck you, you cunt. Get the ale in!" TIMPOTHY!
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