Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
by Neoslayer July 24, 2021
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Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.
This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution
by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019
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Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.
by PadddeeTheNonce March 01, 2020
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meat sausage

The genitalia of a man, specifically the penis. It is similar to a wiener, but significantly larger and plumper and often has a slight curve. Meat sausage.
Did you see that guy's meat sausage? It was the size of a kubasa.
by dude9er October 01, 2013
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red meat

A god creation,"cult" huge penis with sexy red hair, irresistible.
"He's coming" "who's coming" RED MEAT!" "RUNNNN"
by Redmeat72 June 22, 2022
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Meat Triangle

The Words Peter Steele used to describe sex between him, his girlfiend and his girlfriends girlfriend
"In our Meat Triangle, all tangled, Wow!"
by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 12, 2022
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Les Meats

Yo, I'm gonna go get les meats
"Yo, im gonna go get the meat"
Used if you want to get some meat or to retrieve an object that isnt necesarily meat.
by DrDomDom April 10, 2006
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