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Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago
by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023
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Tower of Oblivion

A good tower made in ring 4 by jukeriese
DEF doesnt fit ring 4 tho
person 1: Yo dude wanna go play tower of oblivion?

person 2: whats that?

person 1: some good tower that just released, Tower of Oblivion
by duskk May 20, 2023
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Kook tower

One who absolutely is a lame loser. With a high level of operation, yet is very low-functioning in adulthood.

Not a very good person to other peopl, Yet still oddly has a high regard for oneself
Kook tower! You’re at the top!!
Good god how did all these kook towers erect so quickly!
by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022
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French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.
Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!
by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022
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Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022
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Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
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Tower of Frightening Nightmares

Tower of Frightening Nightmares isn’t even scary- AAAAHchicihvUcIhcIHcHIcKHchkc
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
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