Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
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You might think you’ve found the kindest person in your life, bit if you’re not talking about a Maria Lilia then you’re wrong.
She is very intelligent but humble. Even though she’s a little lazy she manages to finish her tasks. If you ever cross by a Maria Lilia don’t let her go because you will never find a more free spirited and lovely woman.
You might think you’ve found the kindest person in your life, bit if you’re not talking about a Maria Lilia then you’re wrong.
She is very intelligent but humble. Even though she’s a little lazy she manages to finish her tasks. If you ever cross by a Maria Lilia don’t let her go because you will never find a more free spirited and lovely woman.
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