maria das

The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .
guy: Yo bro im failing physics
guy2: Nah just join maria das sirs tution
by Averagescienceenjoyer December 08, 2023
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Maria Wang

Maria is a little asian girl who loves Misha Collins. She loves old men, which ngl I do agree with !!. She loves touching people's bums yum yum! She works at target. She is so obsessed with old men. ANd she is going to start a cult with Nethya, she thinks George Floyd is the same and Pink Floyd. She is the proud mother of those squishy ducks. She likes John a lot as well, hes the best country twink.
Omg I saw this girl who was like twerking?
Oh yeah that's maria wang!!!
by nethuya September 12, 2024
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Maria #2

A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2
Layla: Maria #2 and my grandfather are fucking rn

Me: Omg side chick goals
by Hayleearpa March 05, 2019
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tanja maria

Tanja Maria is A very very sporty person. Modtog good in water. She's caring and wants to set other people than her self first.
Wow.. I wish I could do sport like Tanja Maria is doing it!! DAMN..
by Mary143 December 27, 2017
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julie maria

Julie Maria is an amazing secret keeper you can tell her anything. She is no nonsense and doesn't like gossip. She is an amazing loyal friend. Julie Maria has a conscious and always tries to do what's best because it hurts her heart to be anything less than kind. She believes in Jesus Christ and is forever grateful to the Father for the Son n Spirit. She loves her other dearly and unconditionally and can't imagine life without her. She's a hard worker and loves and appreciates her Boss and Company. She will go the extra mile to please people. She loves to smile and you will find her doing this all to often 😀. She thinks smiles are contagious and infectious and promote happiness !!!!
Julie Maria is a good person to be friends with just don't mess it up !!!
by Thatitaliangirl December 22, 2016
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Maria Jesús

Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.
With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)
by mortadela666 November 24, 2021
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Maria Luisa

Maria Luisa is a beautiful, strong and generally amazing person. Can be shy, but when she opens up she can be the best person you'll ever meet. A simply perfect human being
"That person is such a Maria Luisa..."

"...Yeah, they are perfect"
by KawaiiKaeru November 23, 2021
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