A menstro crap is the shits that you produce when your having a period...it is much more smelly than a regular shite, and is of a runny consistency.
kid- 'urggggggggggggghhh whats that terrible smell'
other kid 'Its Mum's menstro crap ..Auntie flow must be visiting'
other kid 'Its Mum's menstro crap ..Auntie flow must be visiting'
by Auntie Flow July 05, 2009
This is when the drunk girl at the party or just a lazy chick doesn't wipe her anus correctly and leaves poop on it. She pulls up her thongs and proceeds to go about her night. When the boyfriend pulls them off later and sees her crap strap. Total turn off, unless he is just as gross!
Brandon: Wow last night I was so horny I got my girl to the bedroom and I pulled her thong off, it was supposed to be a white one but all i saw was a brown streak, total Crap Strap!!!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
Nick: Oh man that girl is nasty huh?
Brandon: Ehhh whatever man, I still got some. I just made fun of her the next morning and handed her a pack of baby wipes!
by Rainbows in my Eyes June 07, 2010
by Susie Blacksmith September 28, 2009
When you go to a public toilet and go in a cubicle sometimes filthy animals leave it unflushed.
If you go into three in a row you hit the crapot!
Popular at festivals.
Also can be used to define when a gamble turns out bad.
If you go into three in a row you hit the crapot!
Popular at festivals.
Also can be used to define when a gamble turns out bad.
by theTosh78 June 05, 2009
Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.
See also oh shit handle.
See also oh shit handle.
Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!
by renegadeblack June 01, 2009
Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.
Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.
Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.
After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.
by K. Khan January 30, 2009
This is where you have to take a dump so bad but you're in the middle of something important in "World of Warcraft" that you wait to long and soil yourself.
Jimmy: Holy shit man, i just crapped my pants but i cant go im meeting up with someone in "World of Warcraft"!
Robert: That is disgusting, World of War-crap.
Robert: That is disgusting, World of War-crap.
by SaleenS7 March 31, 2009