Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Box of beans

Heaven in a box

I’m hungry
Go eat a box of beans
Ok🙃

by Poppy poop April 27, 2021

Mr. Beans

The best fucking drum player ever to walk this planet.

Mr. Beans is not gay.

by Wait, who is Joe? November 16, 2019

Flickin bean

To flick one's bean until orgasm occurs.

I've Been flickin bean all day.

by Magic beanster July 10, 2018

bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016

aiden bean

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018

Bean Blush

When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.

My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.

Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018