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flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.
Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."
by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017
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Wolfie Waffle

Wolfie Waffle is a person. Someone who you question alot but they are also a nice person. Usually Female.
Wolfie Waffle means being fun to hang around with generaly nice but usually the imposter very sus.
by Iuxun October 20, 2020
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Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015
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waffle drizzle

Pouring a females ejaculation on waffles and sharing the waffle with said female for a delicious 4 a.m. meal
Damn, this is the best waffle drizzle I've ever had!
by The smart guy January 17, 2015
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Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.
My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.
by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018
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Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-
“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig
by Discomation October 31, 2017
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Ass waffle

Someone being a meany
Omg he’s such an ass waffle
by IeatA$S February 16, 2019
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