turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.

The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.

by Phinnus April 23, 2015

creamy turtle

While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.

Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!

by fuzzy tweener September 30, 2009

Turtle Chokers

Another name for a turtle neck shirt

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"

by xsisblue January 29, 2009

Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.

by thatonlinejerk August 21, 2013

the breezy turtle

the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.

damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!

by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010

White Turtle

A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.

Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.

by Tkette11 July 6, 2010

green turtle

Having sex with a turtle ( woman on her back) while she is sea sick on a ship.

On the ferry to Amsterdam I green turtled this chick.

by Johnson mcfarley February 14, 2014