Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023

Felix jordan

Has a very small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

jordan barker

a fucking twig

look at jordan barker.

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

jordan houghton

Biggest snake going , fancies Iris Hall

“Oh yeah Jordan Houghton he’s such a snake”

by Someonexo February 12, 2018

Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad

Max Jordan fingers his little sister

by Joe porcelli February 6, 2022

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021