Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017

Flat faced ugly

Endearing name given to the First Nations on the west coast of Canada.

He, look at all the flat faced uglies netting salmon on the river!
James joe, who is he again?
He lives on the Rez, he’s a flat faced ugly.

by Timmy-o-tool July 16, 2018

Flats

A famous Overwatch 2 TikToker who Streams on Twitch occasionally.

Joe: Flats is such a good Reinhardt player.

Michael: Fr fr he's literally my favorite Tiktoker and I watch all of his videos. He's so funny bro 💀

by iceolated January 9, 2023

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Flat

Something that the Earth is fucking not.

Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba

by Saryniae June 4, 2023

Flat Up

A combination a “straight up” and “flat out”. It’s more powerful.

He flat up lied for us.

by Barbara_Bangkok May 27, 2022