any white person with dreadlocks.
by talle April 30, 2006
Get the ja-fake-anmug. by Mac_Cooper74 November 23, 2016
Get the fake niggamug. News devoid of or loosely associated with fact which is intended for the general public. Fake news is generated at the behest of a public or private institution for whatever reason.
Guy: Did you hear about the GOP Flying Pizza Monster? They say it's coming to soak up all our oil!! What we will do bro?!!?
Other Guy: Man, that's just fake news, get a hold of yourself and do some research.
Other Guy: Man, that's just fake news, get a hold of yourself and do some research.
by rockthisway December 16, 2016
Get the Fake Newsmug. When you and a boy are hooking up, but it's a complete secret and he sometimes acts like you're not.
"how long have you and him been hooking up?"
"like... a month"
"oh are you guys together?"
"no he's just my fake boyfriend"
...
"why does he treat you like that if you guys are hooking up?"
"because he's my fake boyfriend"
"like... a month"
"oh are you guys together?"
"no he's just my fake boyfriend"
...
"why does he treat you like that if you guys are hooking up?"
"because he's my fake boyfriend"
by fgirlfriend April 22, 2009
Get the fake boyfriendmug. A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
Get the Fake Shiftermug. Usually some kids who think they are depressed and edgy for listening to Billie Eilish. The often make cringey posts about how they are so depressed and trapped.
Did you see Emily’s gacha video?
Yeah, why?
Its so cool to be depressed!
No, no its not its fake depression
Yeah, why?
Its so cool to be depressed!
No, no its not its fake depression
by Napstablook_the_ghost May 28, 2020
Get the Fake depressionmug. when people are only thin because they smoke cigarettes and drink coffee constantly but never workout and are actually very unhealthy
by shannonjg January 18, 2011
Get the fake skinnymug.