Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Dirty Greyson

When you are going down in your brother and you pull your cock out of him and shoot your load on your baby brothers chest while making intense eye contact with your dad.

Me and my family had a dirty Greyson the other day.

You wanna do a dirty Greyson later?

by Bubbaduck12 June 18, 2020

Dirty Anton

When a boy take his dick and fuck a girl right in her ass and after fuck a dude right in his ass and say they shall suck his dick

You: I just pulled a Dirty Anton last night
Him: good for you?

by G0 Fuck Your Sel7 June 4, 2020

dirty water

A slang term for alcohol more specifically alcohol in a brownish color

Yo my nigga is tripping on the dirty water bro

by Nigga dicktionary January 7, 2020

Dirty Katja

A dirty Katja is when the female starts to talk about astrology or her feelings during heavy sexual intercourse.

"Man, she really pulled a Dirty Katja on me last night!"

by Kermitcansuckmyclit April 14, 2020

dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.

"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."

by PtriC April 16, 2020