texas mud cat

A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.

Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.

by txcrazy June 2, 2016

Textament

textament

The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore

Textament

Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament

by Ms012469 November 18, 2016

texas cream pie

Shitting in a girls mouth while jerking off and her eating the shit

I Texas cream pied ur girlfriend

by Jdc22 January 26, 2017

Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017

Texas drop em

Not the same rules as 52 card pick up, you leave em where they land.

Pete-You wanna play Texas drop em?
Matthew-Nah I'm not in.
Pete-Well the rest of us are gonna play, your living rooms good right?

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.

My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017

texas stranger

A glory hole in a porta john

Nothing says dedication to anonymous random sex like taking part in a Texas Stranger in July.

by MFrancinsidethoughts August 13, 2017