teacher attachment

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

by nvsklover July 27, 2022

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Techaboo

Someone who is obsessed with technology.

Similarly to Weeaboo or Koreaboo.

Fred: I love technology so much, i use linux and I'm fluent in C++.

Caveman: Technology is gay
Fred: Technologies like cybernetic implants are the future! You probably don't even know what url means
Caveman: Ok, Techaboo

by Goofy Goofball October 3, 2023

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

rubber-tech

akin to rubber neck but its where you suggest a sollution to a technical issue and others will gather to see the wreck that it could create.

Hey quit watching Stephanie you rubber-tech's, and get back to work... I'm sure that pulling that card wont bring down the power.

by Stixxx November 13, 2004

dude teach

A viral phrase used to express sarcastic submission to dumbasses who don't have a clue.

A phrase that has little to no meaning and is used simply to piss people off.

Douche: Last night I banged like twenty chicks!

Person: Dude teach

by Magister? Yes Felix? October 25, 2009