tank job

where a tank runs over your junk

GIRL: "honey would you like a blowjob tonite?"

GUY: "you know what sweety i would prefer tonite if you got in that german a-105 panzer tank and ran the fuck over my bacon and cheese"

GIRL: "tank job buddy"

by rayjayvay February 24, 2009

asian tank

A large man with a small dick of an asian that goes down on really hot women

Dude for like the past week youve been an asian tank.

by GMcdee June 28, 2008

Full Tank

You are fucking a guy in the ass and then (out of the blue) you surprise them by pissing in their asshole.

"I didn't expect him to give me a full tank"

by brightangel91 May 24, 2009

Fish Tank

When someone who is skateboarding or running does not notice a pane of glass and collides with it.

“How‘d you break your nose?”

“I didn‘t see the glass door when I ran inside and I totally pulled a Fish Tank."

by Tall Jesus April 23, 2011

frank the tank

A guy who always has one beer in each hands when he's clubbing. He always orders two beers at a time to save on tip. Frank the tank is likely to possess at all time a retarded haircut and don't know much about his life except that he has to fulfill his primary needs (i.e. sex, pizza, and shit/pee).

Reporter 1: All we know is that a guy with a retarded haircut and 2 beers in his hands came and started to yell at everyone for no reason.

Guy who's watching the news: OMG, hey dude ! frank the tank is on screen

by Toddirt January 4, 2008

Tank

Someone who is very good at something, wanting nothing except perfection, unstoppable.

You got 100% again Sheila? Man, you're such a tank!!

by 9-3er September 2, 2005

exo tanked

is what everyone says because exo had the worst and the most laughable free fall in history of kpop music

person 1: is exo successful?
Person 2: no, exo tanked

by manobanlisa August 12, 2021