by Phinnus April 23, 2015
Get the turtle biscuitmug. by davarinofuntucson June 17, 2013
Get the turtle headmug. A saying when you and your friends are at a bonfire and the smoke is blowing in your face. If you say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" the smoke will magicly stop following you and blow elsewhere.
Nine friends are sitting around a bonfire and the smoke has been blowing in your face the whole time. You say "White Turtle, White Turtle, White Turtle" and now the smoke is bothering your friend on the opposite side of the circle.
by Tkette11 July 6, 2010
Get the White Turtlemug. While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.
by fuzzy tweener September 30, 2009
Get the creamy turtlemug. the act of holding a piece of turd in your anus and moments later farting blowing the air past the turd, creating a really bad smell of shit in your surroundings.
damn bro i have to take a shit really bad! i have a turtle poking ...let me fart....AHH SHIT ITS "THE BREEZY TURTLE"!
by DRFINEST2010 June 2, 2010
Get the the breezy turtlemug. When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.
The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.
This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.
This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012
Get the Burping the Turtlemug. A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
by Who is Mojo u ask July 28, 2016
Get the Turtle Pornmug.