jack-a-leg

A total, complete doofus who just can't seem to get anything right, ever. Can also be used to refer to an animal, such as a dog, who acts totally off-the-wall, unpredictable and sometimes anti-social.

That goddam black catahoula just went after my neighbor's friendly dog. She can be such a jack-a-leg sometimes.

by superaynumerouno July 13, 2009

Rocker Legs

A Emo girl with a cute look who has long legs with a sexy walk

Hey! you have Rocker Legs

by xXxNickxXx November 19, 2009

dick legged

The unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the rectum, mainly observed after a SLUT is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.

Dick legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the Standard Legal Underwriting Team (SLUT) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. After several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night anal pounding from the bisexual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.

by Andreas_the_Almighty January 22, 2011

Poo-leg

When one chooses to shower instead of using toilet paper to remove feces from their anal region after excreting human wastes, causing a slurry to be formed and liquid feces to run down one's leg.

Coined by MS, DD, SP, and EA on December 10, 2008.

I had no toilet paper, so I had to take a shower and have poo-leg instead.

by MZS September 15, 2010

little legs

person with little or no height

My friend"little legs" Tawn as he is only 5'0 with shoes

by Panthar January 11, 2008

Puddin' Legs

Someone with skinny legs but they're all fat

Matt- ew, dude look at that kid run!
Evan- damnn He got some hardcore puddin' legs.

by Missayyy May 12, 2008

Abdul Legs

Giant leg muscles from walking the stairs at Renaissance Center

Dude1: "Yo, did you hear tower 400 flooded"
Dude2: "Yeah brother, now I got Abdul Legs"

by Theodore Huxtable Jr. January 27, 2014