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Bobo Tech

The worst tech ever, the worst possible plan or game strategy to have
Of course we lost, bobo tech never wins
by Jesster4 June 23, 2025
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American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
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Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018
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Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.
Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!
by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by greatdeep January 30, 2024
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Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech all day
wow the boys in the red and blue Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday
by kha billzz January 25, 2022
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Tech

Technical High school is the home of the tigers and the homes for the fobs that smells like chicken curry iskadaqa uur baathaana naacaalac ku taalay Bastarin.But if you're randomly feeling like to be blamed for something come on down to our school you will be convicted of things you didn't do even tho you weren't at school that day. Tech girls are rebellious so watch out they are a handful. Tech niggas love sharing clothes and they look like the bottom of my shoes 😍 . Come on down to the farm land St.cloud MN and sign up today !!!!
bet1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.
"Yo Tech niggas are so ugly bro "

" I know right

" Tech girls think that they the shit lately"
" OMM G"
by Realnegro3000 December 6, 2016
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