Scooterfied

The term often used when someone extremely overconstruct a simple project or task,that otherwise wouldve taken not long to complete.

examples include,

*Extreme boxing setups for dropsaw covers

*PVC piping used for packers on a dropsaw bench

*

Look at that bench it must be Scooterfied

by A keen eye February 2, 2015

scooterkoch

noun.
1. A recently release pharmaceutical for men that prevents jerkiness. May cause a healthy appetite for beer, increased cleverness, and in rare cases, six-pack abs. Contact your doctor immediately if you experience a sudden urge to sing 80's hits or show tunes.

noun.
2. An insanely clever Facebook post that despite it being two paragraphs long, it gets 100 likes and 45 comments.

Sara: My boyfriend's being a real jerk.
Molly: Just slip him some scooterkoch at dinner and problem solved.

Did you read that scooterkoch I posted last night?
Yeah, the one about saving that guy suffering from craniorectal insertion in the Tim Horton's drive through? That was classic.

by revisioo March 2, 2015

scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.

Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.

by schleepymane April 20, 2016

scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".

Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.

by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016

Scoot doo

Shit a polite way of saying shit

I took my dog to the park and he made a scoot doo

by Rabidlizard69 June 26, 2016

shoot

A below the ankle boot (shoe/boot)

Gonna wear my shoots

by thechadnz June 20, 2016