shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.

"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

sheep shagger

A welshman who has sex with sheep.

-=Elite=-Dirty Old Man is a sheep shagger

by -=Elite=-Medicine Man March 28, 2004

sweeper

the keeper's right hand man. a position in football (soccer) whose main goal is to to protect his/her keeper. also known as the master of the slide tackle.

that fast break could have been a disaster if not for the sweeper

by bpmbrent July 1, 2010

sheep

Tampons for extremely large woman

omg i was so heavy on my period i needed a sheep to soak it up

by Samanthaa21 August 20, 2007

pink sheep

An egotistical animal who does nothing but inspire kids to become jake paulers. Mostly known for being a huge dick and inspiring kids to hate minecrafters for hating him.

Sorry man, If you are being a pink sheep. I'm gonna have to block you

by Keepooo July 26, 2017

Welsh Sheep

A sheep with an unusually large asshole

A sheep tied to a lampost is known as a leisure centre to welsh people

by kum pot March 25, 2003