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Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
by jamie_ledge December 13, 2008
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racing stripes

Also known as "Skid Marks," racing stripes are feces left on the bottom of your underwear.
I was gonna tap that girl, but when I got her panties off, there were racing stripes. I just let her go down instead.
by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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tiger stripes

When one gets a series of stretch marks on their buttocks.
Bart: I got stretch marks on my ass from doing crazy squats at the gym.

Lisa: You've got tiger stripes! owned
by SwagNinja July 23, 2012
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striped shirt

A male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, retarded, a multitude of identically accessorized friends, and a glass of Diet Red Bull and overpriced vodka.

Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:

1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.

2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"

3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.

4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"

5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.

6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties

Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Bartender: "Last call!"

Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"

Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
by Victorius L.I.U. April 15, 2007
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strikin

What someone is doing do you after you try to pick up their lady in the bar!
Shit man, he was strikin my head with the baseball bat because i grabbed his old ladies tits and crotch and then bent her over the bar. What's with that?
by Flipynif July 5, 2004
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striper

Noun: nickname for a striped bass (Morone saxatilis), a game fish which frequents the Eastern shore regions of the United States and Canada.
Chuck almost lost the striper on his surf line, but nearby fishermen helped him land it.
by speedog June 13, 2010
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strine

Australian spoken english using slang terms with no spaces in between words. Someone who can actually speak fluent strine is very rare, generally only found in surf clubs or bowls clubs
itsfuckenorrightaymate

avagoodweegend

garngetfucked
by Green Pat January 8, 2005
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