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Mage Status

When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
Mage Status by ...riel... May 4, 2011

Deja Status 

The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.
Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.
Deja Status by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011

Cloud Status 

Damn. I'm Cloud Status!
Cloud Status by _C_J_ July 28, 2011

Stationary Status 

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

Stoner Status 

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
Stoner Status by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011

Tainted Status 

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status