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jack of spades

A cuckold who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with black men and is sexually submissive to both her and her lovers
Ever since his wife became a queen of spades, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her jack of spades.
by bellascuckold May 27, 2018
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soder

(noun) a soda that contains a high level of carbonation.
Andrew likes to drink soder, so does Matt.
by StyXXX August 21, 2003
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spider on the wall

Closely related to fly on the wall.

In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.

The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.

Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.

Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.

Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
by ?0~ October 15, 2008
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Spider Butt

A girl's butt which appears large or shaped like a spider's rear end. Looks like the abdomen (butt) of a spider
John: That girl has a huge ass!
Edwin: yeah, that's a spider butt.
by Charlie Cash January 20, 2009
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Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.
Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?
by Deliciousnessoverhere February 20, 2011
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Spider

Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind
I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.
by BratBastard October 17, 2011
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Despacito Spider

Is a sexy roblox spider that says "Despacito"
by Russianvodkaslav May 19, 2019
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