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A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.
Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.
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snacktivist 

A group of snack loving individuals who came together early in 2016 in the name of clowning YallQaeda. They are a diverse group, and there are rumors they may be agents of some shadow arm of the US government, perhaps well paid trolls bent on destroying the so-called militia in Burns, Oregon. They love snacks and they worship a deity named simply "Mildred". Not much else is known about this secretive group.
Snacktivists worship Mildred.
snacktivist by Curbb May 2, 2016
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My sack is full 

The completion of a full day's work.
Co-worker 1: "Hey , Niqua, you doing any overtime today?"
Co-worker 2: "No, not hardly! My sack is full. I'm finished for today."

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.
That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!
seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Snackernackle

Catholic Tabernacle. Box on the alter of Catholic Church where the host is kept. The host being the representation of the body of Christ in the typical form of a wafer/cracker that is handed out to parishioners during a Catholic Mass. So a snack. The place where the snacks are kept.
The priest opened the Snackernackle to get out the wafers to nourish the parishioners.
Snackernackle by The Jaymeister April 29, 2021

SACK-LASH 

This is the act of hitting your testicles in somebodys face. Sacklash can also mean when you hit your dick in someones face and it leaves a mark such as a cum mark caused by pre-come from the penis.

The art of performing the perfect sack-lash is to swing your penis or balls quickly in a sideways motion until you hit the other persons face, or any other part of the body. If done while pre-cumming or upon ejaculation, then the perfect sack-lash mark can be achieved
My wife decided to tease me, so i gave her sack-lash and she got a cum mark on her face, in her eye, on her kneck and belly. this was a perfect sack-lash
SACK-LASH by OZ ZY OZ April 22, 2008