smurfzilla

A badass cunt whose here to fuck shit up. Aka the tallest smurf

Smurfzilla really knows how to party like papa smurf

by GOD_CUNT October 12, 2016

Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)

Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF

by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016

smurfstance

1.To be in position when not breathing, this usually happens when you don't realize you are not breathing. The reason you may not realize it us because you maybe day dreaming

2.to take a long period of time to do something .

My partner was in a smurfstance and I didn't realize it.

It took Mark a smurfstance to get me a glass of water

by fairy's nose August 21, 2016

smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.

Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.

by Little loofa August 6, 2016

smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.

That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing

by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016

smurfing

Mostly said in CSGO to people who are low ranked to people who are "low ranked"

Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill

That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP

by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016

Smurfitism

The term used to describe being an overly excited fan of the smurfs, cosplaying smurfs, or turning blue in any way.

"It seems like that guy has a bad case of smurfitism."
"AJ has been collecting smurf toys. I fear he may get smurfitism."

by JustLukaThings May 18, 2016