verbal shart

A parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they're going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.

J: I'm going to work on my car soon. First I'll work on the transmission...
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.

by Polly G. Crackers October 27, 2013

Shart rocket

A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.

Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”

Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”

by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019

taco bell shart

A taco bell shart is when you shart, (A fart usually followed by liquid poo) after eating taco bell that's so powerful that you get sick.

Dude: Can't hang out I've had a taco bell shart'!
Friend: I feel so bad for you.

by SodaMan73 August 8, 2017

shart attack

False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)

Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.

by codimus123 April 1, 2010

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time

Did you just shart yourself?

by Jacobe' February 9, 2008

shart

chuck anderson's most common action

while playing poker chuck anderson's sharted

by Cukoo Puffs May 17, 2006

Shart

What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)

I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.

by ChazzGR September 4, 2005