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sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag
by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016
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sponge butt

A sponge butt is a big ass butt that soaks up a fuckton of shit and provides amble padding for extended periods of sitting. Also, may produce thunder like farting
by Syralee February 20, 2017
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Spongebob

"OH..... WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!! SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTS!!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH, THEN DROP ON THE DECK ON FLOP LIKE A FISH!!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS!!"
"Spongebob is the best show ever"
"I care to disag-"
"Try me Nancy, do not tempt me"
by Ryryque June 21, 2017
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Spongebob

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. The series chronicles the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom.
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spongebob

Mommy,can I watch spongebob the sponge cake?
by idkwuttotype January 26, 2019
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Sponge Daddy

A man who bottoms for a straight dude
I just called up my sponge daddy because my girlfriend is not available.
by PatRajJames July 29, 2023
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contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.
"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."
by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007
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