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Sleeping Slurpy

When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.
“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”

“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”
by chelsea666 January 30, 2022
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Sleep Revelation

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.
*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*
by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013
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sleeping cold

-What if Luke tells the cops about us?
-I wouldn't worry about that, I've made some arrangements, so he'll be sleeping cold tonight
by tropenatt January 18, 2017
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Sleeping Johnny

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places
Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny
by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023
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sleep oven

When you want to have a sleep over and you type “oven” instead and all the Jews come over
Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?
by PotatoNazi24 May 10, 2018
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Sleep hungover

When you are up so late or get so little sleep that you have the same symptoms as if you had been out at a bar/party pounding down the drinks... headache, stomachache, hungry, everything is loud, etc.
Man, I was at that party last night and didn't have a drink ... but was out so late I'm sleep hungover!
by Mutantperch November 13, 2016
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Sleep Depression

Omg I went to bed last night and had sleep depression
by Bold-Pear904 September 5, 2019
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