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Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.
Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!
by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018
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Sister spitting

When two or more people vomit in the same toilet likely also holding each others hair
We were sister spitting last night after tequila shots
by Truly Julie March 17, 2023
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Igloo Sisters

Two women who share a common male in their sexual history and are on good terms with one another. The female equivalent of "Eskimo Brothers."
Girl #1: How'd you get the store discount on that skirt?

Girl #2: Oh, the clerk and I are Igloo sisters. We both banged Craig.

Girl #1: Nice pull, lady! *fist bump followed by explosion*
by verbalfonders September 22, 2014
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kiss your sister

Nothing exciting; not good or bad. Often an expression used when something good offsets something bad, and you come out even, i.e. in card games where the points for a hand may split evenly.
How was your day?

Eh, you know, kiss your sister. A little up, a little down.
by bc73 December 14, 2010
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Ur sister a mister

The worst insult ever with indescribable punishment for the person it’s used against
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Harold: yeah well ur sister a mister
* frank and his entire family are wiped from the planet along with any memory of them. But the power used for this causes a great lightning storm transforming the whole world into thots. Then Stephen hawking comes back from the dead to begone those thots. Then he immediately dies of 7 different types of Ebola
by Cambunctious April 9, 2018
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Nepgear [Purple Sister]

That one chick from Discord who pretends is a character from Hyperdimension Neptunia, and all her discord messages are censored, because that's just life, don't ask me.
It's worse to be called Nepgear Purple Sister than it is to be called Mama Kat.
by Yoursisteristrans June 29, 2018
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Penny War Sister

A member of the female race who has problems with the actions of members of the male race and certain members of the female race but only makes these comments heard amongst a forbidden section known as the 'sisters section' and their cliques
The penny war sister just personally attacked me on the board because she was too scared to say anything to my face
by The voices made me do it November 8, 2008
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