Simon Sadler

A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.

Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019

Simon

can seem nice from time to time, but he can be can be as mean as the devil

jesus christ simon could be spawn of the devil

by Salomien October 22, 2019

Simon Robinson

Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy

Wow! Is that Simon Robinson? He is so cool!

by TheGreatNan November 7, 2019

Siemon

Siemon is a handsome dude who's a bit crazy. But he can easily make friends from over the world. He can find girls easily but hard to say it he's in love with her

Siemon is special name abd he loves cucumbers

by Someone and no one November 8, 2019

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019

Simmo

Someone who likes to excessively touch themselves in public without knowing what they are doing.

Are you itchy? Stop being a simmo!

by Gingerwizard December 1, 2019