A male feminist.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
George: I'm a male feminist.
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
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Get the Simp mug.A simp is a person who respects all genders equally. They believe it is just to talk and refer to women in an orderly manner, breaking from the social construct that men have to treat women badly for some ducking reason. The word simp is actually a positive term as it refers to gentleman. If you're called a simp, people are trying to make fun of you but they don't understand how treat women properly.
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