Shits and gigs

'Shits and giggles' for lazy people

I did it for shits and gigs

by tripswitch August 19, 2024

Shitshot

A shot consisting of small amounts of several kinds of liquor, typically made by teenagers or other groups who want to get drunk but are worried that if they take a full shot of one kind of liquor at a time the amount they take won’t go unnoticed. Named because, as implied, they usually taste like absolute shit, and are purely for efficiency.

I took like 3 shitshots last night, they tasted like I vomited up an apple into a jar of warm piss but damn did it work.

by Glossyplane542 October 4, 2023

Shitsghetti

A large hot steaming stack of shit or two!!! On you guessed it, your best choice pasta noodles not many can resist a plate of shitsghetti.

Hey Chris let's make some shitsghetti and leave it on robs porch.

by Mr.poopStuff November 21, 2023

Shitsamagiggle

Name for something that doesn't really exist. Not unlike "board stretcher" or "football bat".

Used to mess with someone.

"say that again and I'll flick you in the shitsamagiggles."
"Go out to the shed and grab me the shitsamagiggle. The red one. Can't miss it."
"You dropped your pocket. It fell next to the shitsamagiggle."

by RxOutlaw79 February 12, 2024

ShitSec

Shitsec is a term used when the security department in a round of space station 13/14 is acting oblivious and/or opressive

"Man this shitsec just arrested me for carrying syndie pijamas"

by Greytider February 13, 2024

Shitshot

You grab a 1911 loaded up with explosive .45 ACP rounds, aim for the holy chocolate starfish of your friend, and blast away into their prolapsed anal cavity, spraying shit all over the handgun and yourself, covering every inch with shit and blood.

I don’t know how, but my friend just survived their 6th shitshot!!

by DookFUCK!!! March 22, 2024

Shitshot

A professional sex move where you aim a 1911 loaded with explosive rounds at your friend or family members chocolate starfish whilst prolapsed. Once ready you unload the whole magazine Into the opened anal cavities, spewing shit all over the gun and yourself, perfectly covering it and you. You then let it crust on you and the gun for the duration your handy helper is recovering.

Sorry I’m covered in this, my uncle wanted to give me a shitshot a few days ago, he’s currently recovering after it!

by DookFUCK!!! March 23, 2024