buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 13, 2010

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Shower Games

An event in jail in which the weakest link is brutally raped and made into a hoe.
( Usually in shower)

Hey, Bubba! Up for some shower games tonight? I heard that they got a new 'un in from a real quiet place in PA. Could be a nice piece a tail....

by Muffie - raca May 15, 2009

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Corn Shower

This is when a person will only eat corn for a week, once they are all full of corn the corn eater with take a shit on the head of another.

Jason's fucking a sick bitch, She asked him for a corn shower last night. to bad he was on that meat diet.

by Mr Cornman October 19, 2010

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Fecal shower

The art of removing a shower head from a shower and then defecating into it. The shower head is then returned so that the person or partner can then shower in the liquid faeces !

by Bulb November 04, 2003

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