Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

by Ernchuck May 30, 2018

porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck May 31, 2018

unshackling season

A time when it seems best to release yourself of all relational ties that might not be aligned with where you want to go. This can be a dangerous decision during pivotal times of life change like at the end of college.

Hey bro, it’s unshackling season, hurry up and break free so we can wolf pack.

by FreeBirdie May 31, 2018

North Moore Season

The route of the phrase North Moore Season stems from the landmark location of NORTH MOORE Street in the TriBeCa neighborhood of NYC. Well known for its access to the west side running path, several turf fields, and some of the most beautiful sunsets in the world. North Moore Season is a time of year between May and July where Mother Nature graces NYC with extended hours of sunlight after 7 months of disgusting snow, slush, and darkness. From the hours of 5pm to 9pm everyday you can find thousands of people partaking in getting it all. Running, biking, partner and group workouts, basking in North Moore Season in full glory. It’s important to note that in addition to its location, schedule, North Moore Season is very much so a state of mind. Induced by wearing a pair of WOLACO North Moore Shorts. A 9in compression short with two sweat-proof pockets that allows you to store your phone, cash, keys, and cards without a worry in the world so you can relish in full North Moore Season glory.

“What are you doing after work?!”

“I’m strapping on my North Moore shorts and hitting the pier ITS FRICKIN NORTH MOORE SEASON!”

by WOLACO June 10, 2018

Canceled the season

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.

Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?

by Trollalalala April 22, 2018