slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

Sausage Casserole

The result on multiple men ejaculating into a woman while she is on a heavy period.

Me and my mate made sausage casserole with this girl last night.

by Sunsaru February 5, 2019

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

by Aros71 April 12, 2013

Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch

Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad

by $alad Tosser April 3, 2019

sausage tickler

Another alternative for the word gay. A man who just loves cock

Fuck off you little sausage tickler

by Callumj16 December 17, 2019

Sequin Sausage

A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.

"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.

"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."

by Gipssie April 13, 2014

chubby sausage

Much like the game "Chubby Bunny", the participant stuffs as many cocktail sausages in their mouth as possible whilst still able to recite "Chubby Sausage".

Sandra: Omg Derek has stuffed SO many sausages in his mouth, there's such a mess!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!

by DerBratMeister November 15, 2017